• A woman modeling "not a shape" white graphic t-shirt with the text 'none of the above.' printed in dark navy and pink, paired with dark blue jeans against a solid light beige background.
  • An off-white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring the text 'none of the above.' printed in dark navy blue letters, with a small pink dot and 'not a shape' text below, displayed on a clean white background.
  • An black short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring the text 'none of the above.' printed in white letters, with a small pink dot and 'not a shape' text below, displayed on a black background.
  • An blue short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt featuring the text 'none of the above.' printed in white letters, with a small pink dot and 'not a shape' text below, displayed on a blue background.
  • A white short-sleeve crewneck t-shirt with the text 'none of the above.' printed in navy blue on the chest, with a small pink dot and 'not a shape' printed below it.
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None of the Above

None of the Above

$30.00 USD
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Three words. One pink period. The answer you always wanted to check on the quiz about your body — now printed where the question can see it.

Every body-type quiz gave you four boxes and none of them fit. Here is the fifth. Stacked in three lines like a stanza, landed by a single pink period. Worn to answer the question before it's asked.

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Product features

  • 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
  • Retail fit with crew neckline — clean, easy to layer
  • Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
  • Tear-away label and REACH certified materials for comfort and compliance
  • Prints produced with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for detailed, vibrant sleeve and neck graphics

Care instructions

  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dry clean

Size guide (IN)

S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length 28 29 30 31 32 33
Sleeve length 8.9 9.2 9.5 9.7 10 10.4
Size tolerance 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5 1.5

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None of the Above

S / White